how great would it have been if the tiger got loose and ate giuliana rancic? i did well on my oscar pool. i had "argo" for best picture, daniel day-lewis for best actor and ernest borgnine for the in memoriam montage. i won. i feel bad for anne hathaway. she realized her lifelong dream of winning an oscar and all people want to talk about is her nipples in that dress. the nipples almost poked through the dress. this is a big event. you have to sand those down. jennifer lawrence won the award for best actress. every night in hollywood you see beautiful women going home with little bald men. tonight is the only night they're actually happy about it. it's crazy. "argo" won best picture, ben aflekt wasn't even nominated for best director. next year he should get a nomination for whatever he directs, even a documentary about yoga pants. another winner tonight was "amour." i don't usually go for foreign films, but if you see one movie this year about an elderly man wiping the spit off his incontinent's wife's face in french, this is the one, raves peter travers. one